just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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