if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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