He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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