is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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