i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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