I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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