If i come over, it means nothing
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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