"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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