this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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