your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
what day is it and did you see me today?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You're breaking my sexual little heart
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
