she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
