Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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