try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
im on a boat
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