I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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