How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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