Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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