Cold hands, warm shart.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
