I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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