I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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