"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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