As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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