1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Randomize
