Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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