For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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