Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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