Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Did you pee in the oven last night??
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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