So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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