Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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