I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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