she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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