He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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