He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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