I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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