her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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