What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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