It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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