I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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