You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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