I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I could fuck to npr.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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