idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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