I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
This baby is an asshole
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Randomize
