Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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