Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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