Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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