dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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