he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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