Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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