i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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