his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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