They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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